TerpTune learns your neurochemistry — so every cannabis decision is informed by what actually works for you.
30% that did nothing. 18% that knocked you sideways.
Your body responds to molecules, not brands.
They're pattern-matching from their experience, not yours.
Name, THC%, indica/sativa. Less info than a $5 coffee.
Can't remember what made them work. Knowledge evaporates.
You're not returning it. The feedback loop never closes.
Not strain names — intentions. "Wind down." "Focus." "Sleep."
Describe what you felt. Karl discovers your terpene thresholds.
Dispensary products scored against your neurochemistry.
"What's good?" becomes "this one."
5 sessions: Karl sees patterns. 15 sessions: he knows your thresholds better than you do.
Not a chatbot. An intelligence that learns your body.
Every session remembered. Karl connects past experiences to products you're considering now.
Where myrcene fogs you out, where caryophyllene anchors your body. Karl finds the patterns.
Before you buy — how it'll hit, based on your history and the actual chemistry.
"Same THC. The difference? Caryophyllene — 0.8% vs 0.2%. Your body needs anchor above 0.5% or the high floats. This new one has 0.7%. You'll like it."
Terpenes shape your experience more than THC%. Karl learns yours.
The sedation switch
The body anchor
Uplift & energy
Calm & translocation
The chaos agent
Clarity & centering
Floral uplift
What the research shows — not what the internet repeats.
Beta in Flathead Valley. Drop your info and we'll get you in.
Free during beta. Your data stays yours. No spam.